Відео

An alcoholic is someone who drinks as much as you do, but you don't like them.

35 years in the USA, you make me so homesick!!

Cork the beat place in the Universe or Multiverse.

A million words spoken in a joke !!! Only the Irish could master this . 😂

The only time THE CRAIC is used is when ud say the craic was mighty 😂😂😂😂

No irish perso wants to be told that...even the olde ones are great craic ❤❤❤❤

I’m Irish/Scottish, we don’t count drinks. We count hours or days if it’s a brilliant holiday! 🤣 Many times my sister and I would return from a holiday and still be drunk for a few days despite having stopped drinking. 🍀🍀🍀🍻🍻🍻 My husband is American, 6 foot 4 inches 225 pounds of muscle back when we met 27 years ago. I’m a giant in my family, 5ft4in 90 lbs soaking wet. I out drank him. He said that’s why he married me, couldn’t let a unicorn like that slip away! 😂

NY Irish, 6 brothers, 21 male cousins, nine nephews. A sister, 6 girl cousins, two nieces. Damn right we’re mean.

I am that overing-Mammy.

here in america, our area is considered a mission area by the irish so many of our priests are irish. I needed information about irish funeral customs so I interviewed Father Paddy (yes his real name). There are small towns here where the Catholics are not buried in the same cemetaries as the protestants and asked him was ireland like that. And he replied they didnt really have that issue. I says oh they bury them together? How progressive! he says no there arent any protestants left alive. They have all died. You know where my mind went and this priest is acting like it was necessary.

Now I'm wondering what the 5th question was.

God made Irishmen to apologize for the "others." Thank you, God ❤

Anyway back to Eire as soon as ... sons in panic. If you need me ... I'll be back 'home'. You were not called Sean nor Leo without a reason. Stuff works in Eire including PLANES!

They open their mouths and pour ethanol in. Congratulations.

TA WHO EVER POSTED ... SENT TO MY SONS TO CONFIRM I AM A EEJEIT (PAINTING AND DOING OUTSIDE .. FEMALES DO NOT DO, IT SEEMS) PREVIOUS BUILDER TYPE PEOPLE MOST CERTAIN GOBSHITES.

Yeah, but then they went to Canada. It sucked, so they left for the U.S.!

It is the only reason for the British Empire. "Terribly sorry, I really must be leaving for Virginia." "Oh, I must check-in back at Westminster." "I hear China and India are practically dying for our interferrance. I must be off." The only reason they maintain a presense anywhere is so they can control Arrivals and Departures.

I may have to come to the U.K., where it is always damp and misty...to see a show.

NGL, the second one caught my attention and made me sweat immediately, but 1 and 3 at least didn't apply. The 'tism hits me hard ever so often and leaves me clueless. 😂

Yes, the kidneys may be able to keep going, but the liver won’t!

Just more BS

ME TOO. I AM AN EEJIT LIVING WITH GOBHSITES. 2MORO FINISHING PAINTING ET AL.

please come to Boston ...

Ill do an Irish impersonation for everyone. "You're not Irish if your great great grandfather's pet bird once flew by an Irish pub".

I queefed, then i farted then i queefed again and then i pooped

I just remember screaming noooooooooooo at the screen with the bath bit😅

I can't recall how many drinks I had at my younger brothers wedding. It was a free bar for beer. I can't recall if it was a free bar for cocktails might of been free cocktails for relatives yet quests might of needed to pay yet beer was free for everyone. All I know is the wedding was around 6 hours ceremony and reception involved.

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HAHA .. classic Christmas movie, who needs 'its a wonderful life.

My wife must be Irish cause she says the same about my clothes. She’s not nice about it either. 🤣

Gobshite is possibly my favourite word to describe someone

Sorry - would never have dared say that to my mother. Don't know if Mom counts as Irish as her last Irish ancestors beat feet out of Dodge by 1740 but that was where they were before they left if you follow me.

This makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣 My father was the "food pusher" in our family. He would literally ring a large bell when the meal was ready! His favorite saying was, "Those who eat the most get the most dessert" 🍪 (We are American, but our family has a high percentage of Irish-Scots d.n.a., so maybe that's why he was desperate to feed us all)

I don't even drink and yet as Irish person I understood every aspect!

I'm Scouse, so part Irish. I went to the wedding of one of my family members, and the coach got to the church 10 minutes before the service was due to start. There was a pub directly opposite, so everyone from the coach piled into the pub The bride, groom and all of their 4 parents were already in there.

Love this!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I'm an Irish Mammy...and I'm not even Irish!!! 🤦‍♀️

Lovely couple ❤ Jarlath is so witty and funny..😊 Lose the broken jeans..unbecoming and trashy. Trust its DIY...you can't pay money for broken clothes 😢

Very hilarious

Except in Cork 😂

On your boat mate with your oars!! 😂

Because of being in the USAF, seriousness has been replaced by dark humor. Yes I was born in the US but the Irish on my mom's side runs across the entire island.

An eejit is a simple guy a gobshite is some one who thinks he knows it all

Wait, did we ever hear the final question....???

I went to a wedding reception that had a breathalyzer machine in the entryway. I swear It rubbed its hands together and laughed at me. So, I proudly said “Challenge accepted!!” After each drink, I would run to the machine with a straw and blow into it until finally it broke. I WON!! Years later I heard someone talk about a crazy girl that tried to blow up a breathalyzer at a wedding. I just said “yikes, wonder what she’s up to these days. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 😇 🇺🇸 🇮🇪

Drugs. I don't have nearly enough drugs in me to think I can do that.

No need to use God's name in vain.

This routine is a scream! 😂 Fantastic

I'm a rural Midwestern. I had to explain my boozing to a nurse today

Nailed it 😂😂😂